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The Curse Of Her Flesh (Michael Findlay, 1968)
He's back! Everyone's favourite eye-patch-wearing, misogynist, spurned weapons expert turned deranged serial killer is back. What's that? You say he was killed with a crossbow at the end of the...
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Chatterbox! (Tom DeSimone, 1977)
Well that was a complete waste of time. Oh, not the movie itself... but then again (its merits as a quality piece of entertainment are still up in the air). Extremely curious to know who provided the...
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Desperate Women (Ned Morehead, 1985)
"Words all fail the magic prize. Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs." This totally righteous passage from "Add It Up" by Violent Femmes–one of the most overplayed songs of the late 1980s and...
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Impulse (William Grefe, 1974)
The way Jennifer Bishop sits with her legs crossed at a friend's house in this movie will cause your... Uh, will cause your... Um, I seem to have lost my train of thought. Where was I? Ah, yes, the...
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Liquid Dreams (Mark S. Manos, 1991)
When the luminous Mink Stole (Desperate Living) first appears onscreen and extends her glad-hand to Candice Daly's character, my initial thought was: Yay! Mink Stole! Why the yay? It's simple, really,...
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Forced Entry (Shaun Costello, 1973)
As I watched Shaun Costello's early 1970s scrotum oscillate as a direct result of the pelvic thrusts he was hurling effervescently towards the hirsute quagmire festering between Jutta's David's...
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The Kiss of Her Flesh (Michael Findlay, 1968)
If I wasn't so anal-retentive, I would have skipped doing a review of the third chapter in the Findlay's Flesh Trilogy all-together, and gone done something more productive. (Like what?) Oh, I don't...
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Virgins from Hell (Ackyl Anwari, 1987)
Did I just watch a film that basically contains ninety straight minutes of hot Indonesian women firing makeshift machine guns in leather shorts, leopard print leotards and frayed mini-skirts? Let me...
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The Beaver Trilogy (Trent Harris, 2000)
I love Olivia Newton-John. Now, in some less progressive circles, a statement like that might come off as a tad queer. But it's the truth, I love Olivia Newton-John, and I don't care who knows it. Oh,...
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Bad Girls Go to Hell (Doris Wishman, 1965)
Most people use their hands to pick things up. I've even read that some people use their hands to throw the very things they just picked up, and get paid handsomely to do so. Others, I've been told,...
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Ms. 45 (Abel Ferrera, 1981)
If this film had just been about a mute seamstress who wanders around Manhattan's Garment District shooting men with a 45., I would have been a giddy outdoorsman. But this film had to go and add...
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The Public Woman (Andrzej Żuławski, 1984)
The next French, Czechoslovak, West German, Italian, Spanish, Danish– ugh, this is hard work–Lithuanian, Swedish, Dutch... (Just say "Euro-trash douchebag," it will rescue you from the geographic...
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Another Day, Another Man (Doris Wishman, 1966)
What's with all the close up shots of women's legs and feet? Seriously, who in their right mind wants to see women's legs and feet shoved in their face over and over again for seventy minutes straight?...
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Shredder Orpheus (Robert McGinley, 1990)
Warning: This might be the weirdest tangent to ever open a movie review for Shredder Orpheus, so, please, hang on to your brain stems and keep your heart medicine at the ready, things are about to get...
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Enemy Gold (Christian Drew Sidaris, 1993)
The debate I had with myself over whether or not I should include Enemy Gold (a.k.a. Opération panthère noire), co-written and directed by Christian Drew Sidaris, in my unnecessarily exhaustive...
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Indecent Desires (Doris Wishman, 1968)
We've all groped dolls when no one is looking. Uh.... Let me put it another way: Every man, woman and child has, at one point in their life, put aside some time in their busy schedule to grope a doll....
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Prayer of the Rollerboys (Rick King, 1990)
Rollerboys?!? What about Rollergirls? I mean, what's up with that? And while we're at it, where are the Rollerpeopleofcolour? I didn't see one black dude skating with the Rollerboys in the totally...
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The Dallas Connection (Christian Drew Sidaris, 1994)
Feeling charitable, writer/director/hapless fake tittie enthusiast, Andy Sidaris, after the debacle that was Enemy Gold, has elected to give his son, Christian Drew Sidaris, a second stab at writing...
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My Brother's Wife (Doris Wishman, 1966)
It just dawned on me: What am I going to do when I eventually run out of Doris Wishman movies to watch? Ahhh, just the mere thought of watching a film that isn't directed by Doris Wishman is enough to...
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Female Vampire (Jess Franco, 1973)
Just as she's about to leave her place of residence, deep in the mist-laden forests of Madeira, to search for sperm and vaginal secretion-based sustenance, Countess Irina of Karlstein does a quick...
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