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The Doom Generation (Gregg Araki, 1995)
For once I'd like to see a Skinny Puppy reference that is actually pertinent to the film being "discussed" on this site. Oh, really? And another thing, I'm getting tired of this, "Oooh, I liked Skinny...
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Szamanka (Andrzej Żuławski, 1996)
If Anna, Isabelle Adjani's character from Possession, saw Iwona Petry's "The Italian" walking down the street, she would probably think to herself, "Girl, you ain't hooked up right." Or, "Girl, you...
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C.H.U.D. (Douglas Cheek, 1984)
What do the letters C.H.U.D., when placed in that comical-sounding order (no-one can say the word "chud" without giggling a little bit), stand for exactly? That's easy, they stand for "Cannibalistic...
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Happy Birthday to Me (J. Lee Thompson, 1981)
If you're like me, and you were a little confused by what transpires during the final moments of Happy Birthday to Me, a slasher film with more Canadian content than, oh, let's say... don't you dare...
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The Wizard of Gore (Herschell Gordon Lewis, 1970)
One by one, a seemingly unending concourse of leggy women are volunteering to be a part of the elaborate stage show being put on by Montag the Magnificent, the grandiose illusionist at the centre of...
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The House on Sorority Row (Mark Rosman, 1983)
A maniac wearing a giant owl head chopping up actors with an axe, a disgruntled aerobics instructor who kills people with the aide of a large safety pin, and a mysterious figure in a black motorcycle...
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The Last House on Dead End Street (Roger Watkins, 1977)
I'm having trouble deciding, was my mental well-being irreparably damaged or was it enriched beyond belief after it (my mental well-being) got roped into viewing The Last House on Dead End Street...
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Picasso Trigger (Andy Sidaris, 1988)
According to Newman, the air in Hawaii is so dewy-sweet, that you don't even have to lick the stamps. And after enduring my third, or was it my fourth? Who has time to count? Anyway, after enduring yet...
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Her Name Was Lisa (Roger Watkins, 1980)
Why does Paul the photographer look so sad when he is ultimately forced to sever all his personal and professional ties with one of his top models? Is the answer: A) His erect penis will no longer be...
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Savage Beach (Andy Sidaris, 1989)
When I finished watching Savage Beach, the sort of sequel to Hard Ticket to Hawaii–sort of, in that, they both take place in the same dew-laden universe and even feature some of the same characters–I...
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Midnight Heat (Roger Watkins, 1983)
A hitman for the mob sits in a sleazy hotel room and reflects back on all the mistakes he's made over the course of his life. One of the mistakes, no doubt, was that time that he and a large breasted...
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Guns (Andy Sidaris, 1990)
If ever there was a movie that lived up to its name, it isn't Guns. Oh, sure, it's got guns, plenty of guns; it's got guns up the wazoo. But I think the title sells itself short. This film, Andy...
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Corruption (Roger Watkins, 1984)
Blue stockings, red stockings, black stockings. Is there any significance to the order in which the stocking-clad women who greet a confused businessman in the ultra-creepy, ultra-weird Corruption? Why...
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Do or Die (Andy Sidaris, 1991)
Well, it's official. I'm tired of seeing Dona Speir topless. If I have to watch another movie that features a bunch of braindead chicks with unattractively large breasts being chased across the desert...
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The Other Hell (Bruno Mattei, 1981)
I'm not a big fan of nuns. And I'm certainly not a fan of nunsploitation movies. This dislike, by the way, has nothing to do with some sort of traumatic experience I had as a child/sticky-fingered...
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Her Vengeance (Ngai Choi Lam, 1988)
Your sister is blind, your ex-brother-in-law has no legs, and you work at a casino in Macao. What else could possibly go wrong with your life? Hey, what's so bad about working at a casino in Macao? My...
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American Nightmare (Don McBrearty, 1983)
Let's get this out of the way first, shall we? The only thing American about this cinematic nightmare is that crumpled wad of American cash resting on the nightstand of the wonderfully flat-chested...
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My Tutor (George Bowers, 1983)
Who knew Katt Shea, the writer-director of Stripped to Kill and its sequel Stripped to Kill II: Live Girls, had such long, luxurious legs? Oh, you did know that. Well aren't we special. Just to let you...
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Eugenie (Jess Franco, 1970)
Just when I thought I had seen it all, along comes Maria Rohm in Eugenie...the story of her journey into perversion, Jess Franco and Harry Towers' adaptation of Marquis de Sade's "La Philosophie dans...
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The Candy Snatchers (Guerdon Trueblood, 1973)
Nowadays, the only way for your average slob to strike it rich is to either win the lottery or appear on one of them newfangled reality television shows. However, back in the 1970s, your options were...
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